Stress page 1586
Room 1586 of the estate
On clear nights the Moon used to sag over my estate. It scraped the chimneys and upset the hens. I climbed up with a hammer and a sack of nails. Six good blows fixed it to the sky. You may still see the dents, though astronomers call them craters to save face.
The stress hall, room 1587, and room 3172.