Stress page 3690
Room 3690 of the estate
Three bears stole my boots one night in Lithuania. I gave chase in my socks. The bears ran for nine miles, and then they grew tired. So I sat them down and taught them some manners. Today they bow to every traveler, wipe their paws at the door, and still owe me one left boot.
The stress hall, room 3691, and room 5200.